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Creator Comments: Seriously, this election sucks.  So I was going to vote for Ron Paul but I was too lazy to change my party affiliation.  So I decided to vote for Edwards.  Then he decides to quit.  Then I was left with Hillary and Barack, both lack any solid plan for fixing Iraq.  However both of them are dedicated to troop removal.  Obama's policy on the economy made the most sense to fight the recession but as a middle class college student, Clinton's plan helped me out the most.  Both Hillary and Barack's plans had the same fatal flaw.  How are you going to pay for this shit?

I decided that Obama's plan was better for the immediate future and he's more liberal than Clinton in terms of domestic policy.

I like how fired up about these primaries people got.  I mean Barack Obaman and Hillary Clinton are exactly the same.  Hell, according to Malcom X, "A Democrat is just a Dixiecrat in disguise!"

I have a friend who is trying to convince me that Obama is the next Hitler.  That parallels can be drawn with Hitler and Obama's ability to speak and inspire.  I told him that this is true with all great leaders.  If a leader couldn't speak or inspire then they wouldn't be a leader.

He says that Obama's a liar and can't deliver his promises.  I just referred him to a familiar old comic.  He was suggesting that Obama is so good with language that he can manipulate us to do whatever he wants.  So then explain how Bush manipulated us with his lies when he can't even say "nuclear."  The reason why Americans are so easily manipulated is because America doesn't run on logic.

Think about it.  People won't vote for a Republican unless he's a God-fearing-Christian.  We vote along party lines and we select our party affiliation according to how our parents voted.  We vote according to race and gender.  We vote according to who said what and when about whom in what debate instead of about the issues.  We appeal to authority.  That's why nobody questions shit about 9-11 and those who do are seen as nut jobs.  We are the dumbest fucking country in the whole world.  Seriously.  Nobody is dumber than us and that's why America is stable.  Because we're too stupid and too fucking lazy to do anything.

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